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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

9 3/4 broken glasses over 9 3/4

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

5 Ginny diary entries over 6

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

3 Unexpected Godfathers over 5

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

10 Badass Nymphadora Tonks over 10

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

2 Dumbledore’s Questionable Motives over 5

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

6 of Snape’s hours spent thinking of that nickname over 8

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

4 riots over why the movie haD HARRY POTTER BREAK THE ELDER WAND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BURY IT HOW CAN HE FIX HIS OWN WAND NOW over 5

 

Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

10 Deceiving Love Narratives over 10

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Animal Farm by George Orwell

6 equal pigs over 7

1984 by George Orwell

7 Inaccurate depictions of the future over 7

the Matched Trilogy by Ally Condie

5 confusing symbolisms over 8

the Delirium Trilogy by Lauren Oliver

3 repetitive teenage-centered dystopian narratives with unecessary main characters and side characters who are more interesting than them but then end up dying over 10

Inferno by Dan Brown

the only 1 of all his novels that has a different plot

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Any Book by a Youtuber who only got that Deal Because of their Youtube Fame

5 sellouts over 5

An Abundance of Katherines by John Green

6 underrated ya novels over 9

Will Grayson, Will Grayson by John Green and David Levithan

5 Panderings to their Audience over 10

Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes

9 windmills over 10

Inferno by Dante Aligheri

1 annoying self-inserted main character over 10 (aside from that, pretty solid book)

The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera

3 unbearable pretentious philosophical discussions over 3

Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

53 sighs accompanied with a long-suffering statement of “Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster” over 53

Candide by Voltaire

10 Wow That Was Really Weird But I Really Liked it over 10

 

Note: This is all fun and games. I probably will discuss why I like or don’t like most of these in the future.

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